Didi Ko Jijja Ji Se Chheena

“Main nahin manti ye sab. Neeta unki behan hai!!Ye kia bak rahe ho!!!” Neeta jijja ji ki mauseri behan ka naam tha. Maine jijja ji ki apni secretary ke saath nangi tasveeren didi ke samne fenk dali. “Ye kia hai, Rocky?” Lekin sawal be matalab tha. Photos mein jijja ji secretary ki chuchi chus rahe thay to dusri photo mein usski chuty chat rahe thay. Jijja ji ki secretary thee bahut hi mast. Didi ka chehra sharam aur gussey se laal ho gaya. Maine dusra vaar kia aur unke naukar ne jo photo jijja ji aur Neeta ke saath khenchi thee samne rakh dee. Ek photo mein Neeta jijja ji ko rakhi bandh rahi thee aur dusre mein unka lund chus rahi thee. Photos itne clear thay ki mera khud ka lund kahda ho gaya aur maine didi ki chuchi ko zor se bheench diya. Ab mera lund akad kar didi ke pet se takra raha tha. Didi khud b khud mujh se lipatne lagi. Auarat ke andar irsha ki aag kaise bhadakti hai main janta tha. Mera man bol utha,”Meri didi ab meri ban ke rahegi, Rocky beta!!”

Tabhi phone baj utha,”Hello, kaun, kia? nahin aayoge? Kia baat hui? Kahan ho tum? Achha, theek hai” Didi ne phone rakha aur kaha,”Tere jijja ji aaj ghar nahin aa rahe. Kissi meeting mein Delhi agye huye hain” Main janta tha ki meeting kaun see hai. Maine phone mein se vo number padha jahan se phoen aaiya tha. Jab maine vo number dial kia ti ek ladaki ki awaz aayi,” Hotel Sangam! Priya speaking” Maine phone rakh diya. “Radha didi, dekhogi ki jijja ji kaun see meeting mein hain? Jijja ji meeting mein nahin rang ralian mana rahe hain. Didi tum inke saath zindagi kion kharab kar rahi ho? Chalo mere saath aur aap hi faisla kar lo” Maine didi ko pehle to bahon mein bhar kar khub pyar kia. Khub chuma, chata. Hamarae honth bheeg gaye kiss karte huye. Maine didi ko bed per lita liya aur usski janghon par haath ferta raha. Jab mera haath didi ki chut par gaya to ussne mujhe rok doya,’Nahin bhaiya, nahin. Ye theek nahin hai. Tum mere bhai ho, bas. Hum ye nahin kar sakte” Main bola,”Didi, lekin Jijja ji….” Didi boli,”Nahin keh diya to matlab nahin”

Lekin main didi ko apne motor cycle par bitha kar Sangam hotel ki tarf chal pada. Didi mere peechhey sat kar baithi thee aur usska haath bar bar meri jangh par reng jata tha. Maine hotel ja kar ek room book karwaya aor anadra ja kar whiskey order kar dali. Didi pehle kuchh sak pakayi lekin usske andar tanav itna tha ki do peg ek saath pee gayi. “Bhenchod kahin ka!!! Main ussko nahin chhodungi agar teri baat sach nikali!!! Rocky tu jo kahe ga karungi mere bhai agar teri baat sachi hui” Maine ek peg aur diya didi ko aur ussko fir chumne laga. Didi bhi ab garam ho chuki thee. Lekin jab maine didi ka haath apne lund par rakha to ussne ladkhadati awaz mein kaha,” Rocky abhi nahin!!Pehle dikhayo Vinod behanchod kisske saath hai sala rang rajian mana raha hai” Main didi ko le kar jijja ji ke room ki taraf le gaya aur darwaza khol diya. Kismat ki baat thee ki un logon ne lock nahin kia tha. Bistar par Neeta nangi jijja ji ke neechey padi thee aur jijja ji usska jism chum rahe thay.” Neetu meri jaan, jab se vo kutti Radha aayi hai, hum ko to chhup chhup kar chufdayi karni pad rahi hai!! Mera dimag kharab ho gaya tha jo maine uss se shadi kar li!! Sali dhung se chodne bhi nahin deti aur na hi ussko chudayi ka koi gyan hai. Aur usske samne tujhe didi kehna padta hai, ye baat alag hai. Asal mein to sali vo meri didi hai aur tu mera maal, Neetu meri rani behna main to tujhe apni patni maan chuka hoon,sach!!” Neeta jija ji ke lund ko tham kar boli,”Aur bhaiya main aapko apna pati maan chuki hoon. Esse chhup chhup kar kab tak milte rahenge Bhaiya?”

“O behanchod Vinod, tu iss madarchod randi ko bana lo apni patni!!! Aur Neeta, tu iss behanchod ko bana lo apna pati!! Vinod main ja rahi hoon aur tumko dekhungi court mein talak ke case mein!!!” Didi ki awaz kaamp rahi thee. Main ussko kheench kar room mein le gaya aur didi fir se whiskey peene lagi. Iss halat mein didi ko ghar nahin le ja sakta tha. Didi pee kar behoshi ki halat mein so gayi aur agle din main ussko ghar le aaiya. Maa ne puchha kia baat hui to maine kaha baad mein bataunga. Didi sara din soti rahi. Dopahar ko maine maa ko sari baat batayi,” Maa, vinod sala didi ko koi sukh nahin de sakta. Neeta hi usski patni hai usske liye, maa!! Didi ko to ek khilauna bana kar rakha hai uss kamine ne. Kal raat to didi ne khud dekha hai ussko Neeta ke saath bistar mein. Ab main didi ko Vinod ke saath nahin rehne doonga. Meri itni sundar behan ki zindagi barbad nahin hone doongga. Akhir main didi se pyar karta hoon!!” Maa mujhe gaur se dekhti rahi. Zarur mere chehre se vo mere man ko bhaamp gayi thee. Jiss tarah maine didi ko tham rakha tha maa se chhupa nahin tha.”Rocky, sach bata kia baat hai? Tu ani behan ka ghar barbad karen par kion tule huye ho? Tum apni behan ke saath lipate huye thay jab vo ghar aayi. Kahin tum khud hi to apni behan se pyar nahin karte?”